i am foolproof

I am foolproof. I am invincible.

Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse.

Video from DC pride of drunk guy dancing with a used condom. Gross. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XweWkbS5NjU #capitalpride #dcpride #dc #washingtondc #gay #gaypride #lgbt #performanceart #drunk #lushlife #thisiswhypeoplehateongays

Video from DC pride of drunk guy dancing with a used condom. Gross. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XweWkbS5NjU #capitalpride #dcpride #dc #washingtondc #gay #gaypride #lgbt #performanceart #drunk #lushlife #thisiswhypeoplehateongays

A portrait I did last night for my friend @pillowpantsd ‘s dad’s funeral. #rip #oilpainting #oiloncanvas #nickyarsenik #nickyhennerez #bestink
Work in progress. Will finish in the morning before the #baltimoretattooconvention time to get schwasted! #nickyhennerez #BestInk #pinup #tattoosbyarsenik #tattoo
Yeah, I dunno #baltimoreboys #mtvernon #gayborhood #selfies #instagay #instahomo #donthatemebecauseimuglierthanyou
@sexyjosh101 ‘s attempt at recreating the design on the box #fail #toasterstrudel #lol #gayart #breakfastisforfaggots
Dolce enjoying the snow day. #dolce #pug #puglife #instapug #ilovemypug #pugsnotdrugs #dogsinclothes #pugparka #instagay
Uh, “turn back time, Tuesday”?? Is that right? @otwist , this is the pic I mentioned. #petswholookliketheirowners #pug #pugsnotdrugs #puglife #instapug #gaydog #instagay
I introduce myself with my name, not my penis. Has #Grindr for a week, ready to dump it. #gaysaretoohorny #gayfaggothomosexuals #igiveup #instagay no one understands the word “friends” nor do they read where it says “no hook ups!” #fuckit
"Where’s my daddy?" I sent Josh @sexyjosh101 a pic message saying that the other day. So cute. #dolce #pug #pugsnotdrugs
Holy shit, gross. Throwback Thursday haha. #tbt #throwback #instagay #fuckingdork